Vampires are fashionable. They are lithe, fearless, confident and hypnotic. In a chaotic world, they represent control and stability. Plus they are almost all remarkably good looking. And clean. They may be undead and soulless- but damn them to hell, they’re attractive. However, which of them are hottest?
Admittedly, Barnabus may be an unconventional choice- eccentric and naïve- but some women go in for that kind of thing apparently.
Likelihood of being devoured: 4 / 10