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An online trailer has been posted for the new Statham movie, Parker. It's a tender costume drama about repressesed and unrequited love. Only joking.
Parker is a thief with a code of honour that some of his associates appear not to share. Cue betrayal, elbows, ladies, guns and gruffness. It's why God invented Statham.
Featuring Jennifer Lopez, Nick Nolte and Michael Chiklis, and with Taylor Hackford at the helm, Parker looks like delivering Stathamism of the highest quality.