Colin Farrell has been offered the lead role in the Total Recall remake, it has been reported.
We can't think of any actor better suited to a role that involves three-boobed ladies of the night and gratuitous explosions.
The Irish star is in talks with Sony to step into Arnold Schwarzenegger's shoes to play a man tortured by recurring dreams of a trip to Mars, said Variety.
The reboot of the original 1990 sci-fi film will be directed by Underworld's Len Wiseman from a script by Kurt Wimmer, and is expected to be an update of author Philip K Dick's story, We Can Remember It For You Wholesale.
Colin, who next stars in London Boulevard alongside Keira Knightley, previously appeared in Steven Spielberg's Minority Report, based on Philip K Dick's tale of the same name.
The original Total Recall, which starred a pre-Terminator 2 Arnie with Sharon Stone, was a critical and box office success, and won a Special Achievement Oscar for its visual effects.